2.4400: 5/20/17 : All Riddles

All riddles 'cause I'm

feeling dumb as hell

hope like heck to leave you

with a big oh well

Still trying to work magic

like the fool I am

filling up my fish urn

with celestial kingdom spam

Next year it says

look to the big eighteen

The century can smoke and fight

buy a dirty magazine

and if it doesn't come

I'll blow my gol dang stack

provided I don't

tease apart the tesseract

what

2.2008 : 11/01/2010 : Pretty Smut

Even all the pretty smut
can't keep my eyes open this night
what piled up against my door wasn't pretty but
Somehow its arrangement seems right
don't know how I'm going to kill the hours
can't imagine what a new day will bring
will I dream of the forest the towers
will I remember anything

what

2.1686 : 12/14/09 : 2 Honest Stains

2 honest stains
remain to mark
what I was into tonight
everything I own
gets stained with the stigmata
that I carry in eternal light
I wish I could be clearer
but the ways of this World
get me by the short and curly
right this moment
I wish I just counted
my friend list to list Hurley
I won't give up
that's about all I can promise
and if I told you what would
be here next week I would be remiss
I am Shakespeare of
modernity I do not fear
any ism
I will perfect the launch
charged full with my
creative jism
I think I spelled it wrong
but K. Vonnegut's ghost
will forgive me
I think that all that's
left is all that's
left to give me

what

2.900 : 10/20/07 : Foreplay

The fetish of gratification delayed

the pros and their wares on the bright stage displayed

the commerce of lust that dare not speak its name

it’s less than life or death but more than a game

foreplay till that rack is fit to get wrecked

a taste for the nexus I burn to inspect

and burning for juxtaposition sublime

and lacking for nothing God damn it but time

what

2.871 : 9/21/07 : Lie Back and Take It

Oh my beautiful country

no you were never half so pure

as the songs made out

but I think we’ve really

crossed the line now

I think we turned your inner demons out

lie back and take it

feel the liberty call me

a patriot

yell a little if you have to

after all its shocking

to be taken hard by idiots

I know I must be

at least half wrong

but I’m not sure that makes them

half right

I worried and vexed at

the puzzle

I kept on waking you up all night

Lie back and take it

your modesty’s not worth

a loss of our “way of life”

close your eyes

and think of yourself

while we fix you with a knife

what

2.587 : 12/11/06 : Dust Off

2,778 : 105 ?




Never thought I’d see your face again
but I’m pretty sure
you’ve got no twin
Mercy me I guess you’re
beggin’ for the
dust off
off my sandals
off my feet
off my shoulder
on the street
Not for nothing
did I toil
to get the rust off
And the moral
is quite plain
Gain or loss
there’s always pain
So don’t remain
I’d hate to stain
you with this nut
I’m bout to bust off

what

2.533 : 10/18/06 : Milk

With a firm grasp
and a quick pull down
oh baby yeah
milk that bone
what a sweet little hand
such a sweet soft demand
such a sweet little set
of skills to have grown
baby milk that bone
catch every drop
squat down on that bench
go go go and don’t stop
any step that was took
any bend any book
it’s just a mean
bait and switch
go and milk that bone bitch

what

19 : 4/29/98 : Swollen Glands

Swollen glands, swollen glans
won't you let go your hold on me
some days you leave me pale and wan
and others strong and happy

The little glisten you exude
bears so strongly on my attitude
Oh when I brush you with my fingertips
I dream of magic lands and sailing ships

Swollen glands oh swollen glans
I treat you oh so tenderly
I cover you with T.L.C.
You tell me what I want to be

You can read an explanation of the origin of these lyrics here

6 : 4/16/98 : Clone Baby

When they clone the first supermodel
I'll be the one who won't be surprised
Neoformalism has its place on the runway
Sech long long beautiful thighs

Ooh clone baby
You sech a, you sech a beautiful girl
Ooh clone sistah
You're my crystalline pearl

So fresh so new each one a miracle of science
Keep a few on ice just in case
Wouldn't it be nice to have just one more Marilyn
There's nobody that can't be replaced

Ooh when I shake you clone lover
You shower me in earthly delights
Sech a sweet clone sistah
Every night I see the Northern Light

You can read an explanation of the origin of these lyrics here